Since I didn’t know what to blog about and I spent more time at the physical therapist than I’d intended, I decided to just post a few jokes here to lighten everyone’s mood. Please be warned, some of these jokes are sexy and others use some bad language which is sort of in keeping with the spirit of this website. LOL Have fun reading them!
Sex is like a gas station sometimes you get a full service, sometimes its out of service, and sometimes you have to be satisfied with, self service!…
An octopus walks into a bar in Scotland and says “I bet I can play any musical instrument here!” One man gives him a guitar which he plays better than Jimmy Hendrix… A second man says “I bet you can’t play the piano!” The octopus plays the piano better than Elton John… Another man, Jock, gives the octopus bagpipes, the octopus fumbles for a minute and looks confused… Laughing, Jock says, “Ha, yae canae play it can yae? The octopus shoots him a confused look then says, “Play it ? “I’m going to shag it as soon as I get its Friggin’ pajamas off!”…
A man went to the urologist and told him he was having a problem; he was unable to get his penis erect…The doctor told him that the muscles around the base of his penis were damaged from a previous viral infection and that there was nothing he could actually do for him…However he knew of an experimental treatment that might work if he was willing to take the risk…The treatment consisted of implanting muscle from an elephant’s trunk into the man’s penis…The man thought about it for a while…The thought of going through life without ever experiencing sex again was to much for him to bear…So with the assurance that there was no cruelty or adverse effect on the elephant, the man decided to go for it…A few weeks after the operation, he was given the green light to go try his newly renovated equipment…As a result he planned a romantic evening with his girlfriend and took her to one of the nicest restaurants in town… However, in the middle of dinner he felt a stirring between his legs that continued to the point of being extremely painful…To release the pressure he unzipped his flies and his penis immediately sprang out, slid across the top of the table, grabbed a bread roll and then returned to his trousers…His girlfriend was stunned at first, but then with a sly smile on her face said, “That was incredible! Can you do it again?” With his eyes watering, he replied “I think I can, but I’m not sure I can fit another bread roll up my arse.”…
Last but not least… Never ever look at your date and ask, “Who do you think you’re going to please with that… yourself? I have it on good authority that the question will be unappreciated. 
Until next time…
